Bread and Circuses

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My ego is more inflated than your ego.

Oscar Roberston would sit you down so fast.

My speed is better than your speed….and I can get more.

My speed is timed with a sundial

My power is in my athletic ability, (and a 620 SAT score).

My power stops somewhere in short left field

The trouble with team sports is they detract from my inate cool.

My agility is has been compared to cattle on roller skates

I have a list of demands

So do I, but I’ve lost my glasses and I can’t find them.

It’s not travelling if they don’t call it.

My reaction is, well it’s, it’s, wait a minute….

My quick is quicker than your quick.

Bet you can’t say that three times fast.

My better is better.

What does that even mean?

Can I borrow $120 for some sneakers?

Yeah, that’ll work.

Thank you very much for coming

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Just spend it.

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